Tag: Derby
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(hee hee) x 3
[scripty] Dana Happy birthday, Allison. Pamie Yeah, happy birthday. That food was so good. Allison Thanks. I love this place. Scott and I come here all the time. It’s kind of ridiculous. One time last week, we came in for lunch and dinner. Dana You must come in here a lot, because when you were…
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very soon now.
…And then possibly I can go back to some non-derby-themed topics. Forgive me for being so one-note with this upcoming bout, but I’ve been pretty much living at the track for the past month, working on the continuing saga of “Do I Suck As Hard As I Think I Do? (Yes, I Do/No, I Don’t/Yes,…
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Taken.
About sixteen seconds after you finish your first derby practice you start to think about your derby name. It becomes pretty much an obsession. Every name you hear gets twisted into a violent and/or sexy pun. It might seem silly, but it becomes an all-consuming task, because you are essentially naming your alter ego. Your…
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You Can Cover a Derby Girl’s Ass
My Baby Doll Brawl team needs uniforms for our upcoming bout, so we’re looking for a sponsor. Sponsorship costs $500, and gets you (and your company): 1. Announcer mentions at the bout 2. Banner in venue (for that game only) 3. 1/2 page ad in program ($75 Value) 4. 4 VIP tickets ($100 Value) 5.…
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Mom. Close your eyes.
Oh. My. God. October 25, 2008 6:00 – 10:00 PM Buy Tickets The Doll Factory 1910 W. Temple Street Los Angeles, CA 90026 Check out our up and coming stars of next season battle it out to show who’s gonna be a real contender for next year. Sure to be filled with loads of spills…
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Tales From Fresh Meat: the time I almost died in Historic Filipinotown.
This is a reprint of an essay I sent to the Derby Dolls and Fresh Meat mailing lists back in early August. Back then, Helen Surly Frown didn’t have her awesome Derby name, so I’m putting it in here to protect the innocent. Allison? Well, she’s just stuck being outed with me. Razorslut posted many…
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This is how I roll.
For almost four months now, I’ve been living a bit of a double life. It was a secret at first, mostly because I didn’t want to talk about it, I wanted to just do it. Plus, a lot of people weren’t going to understand. They were going to judge me. Not that I care about…
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Why I haven’t been updating my blog often enough: good excuses.
There’s no order of importance here, but in the last week or so I’ve had a package lost at the post office, a letter returned because it didn’t reach the recipient in time, my computer stolen, and my tailbone broken. I’m not sad or pissed off, but I am getting impatient with living my days…
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my hands are thai’d.
I have had a rough time lately. Consequently, my shoulders have been resting pretty much at my earlobes twenty-four seven. So on my way home today, I decided to treat myself to a massage. It turned out to be more than the soothing Swedish touch I was expecting. Shortly after it began I did that…