chips ahoy

I get an email or text like this maybe once a month:

[readermail]DEAR PAMIE:

Please tell me the name of those chips you gave me that you said would change my life. You were right. I woke up the other day thinking about them and I am craving them like a pregnant lady. I need them now. I need them yesterday. WHERE ARE THOSE CHIPS?! CHIIIIIIIIPS![/readermail]

At this point, the Have’A Corn Chip people should send me so many free bags to thank me for the addictions I’ve created. I’ve even sent these things to other cities, after one friend was like, “How good could a bag of chips really be?” And then I sent them and she was like, “YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE.” Continue reading