Tag: Car

  • here’s what i get for bragging…

    I just got my parking spot moved. I swear, I hadn’t said anything to anyone about how awesome it was to have a parking spot. One late night confession, and look what happens! Now I’m tandem! Tandem! Which one of you has the Voodoo doll?

  • Boom.

    At the risk of sounding like I make up every crazy thing that happens around here, a car just crashed into the front of my neighbor’s house. Everybody’s okay, the car’s pretty much totaled and the house suffered worse damage than one would think. I was just sitting here working when I saw a car […]

  • Time Traveler

    listen carefully I’m writing to you from the future. Since today’s my last day at work, mostly I’m going back and forth between last minute work-things, and completely goofing off. One of these goof-offs has taken me into the future, where I’m speaking to you now. I should tell you that it’s pretty nice here, […]

  • Carma

    a matter of time, i know. Okay. Deep breath. It was bound to happen. It’s probably a good thing that it happened. It needed to happen, maybe, even, kinda. There is a scratch. On the car.

  • go, go, club pro

    saying goodbye This afternoon I pick up a new car. And in doing so, I say goodbye to Club Protege.

  • The House of Smut Revealed

    corrupting the mormon dolls Oh, man. I didn’t think it was possible, but I’m going to spend even more money today than I’ve ever spent not writing bills. pamie.com is bigger than the hosting plan I just bought. What does that mean for you? Well, it means I’m moving the site again, and in maybe […]

  • Hey, Hey, Hello!

    club protege’s up on ya, baby All right, check it. Oh, my God. It’s me. Club Protege. You may know me as Pamie’s car. But today, I’m running things. I’m all, like, right here and shit, telling you the latest, ah-ight? In fact, my latest prank on pamie is so crazy-good that I’m telling all […]

  • DRAMA!

    maybe it will at least entertain you. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! We have reports that pamie actually changed a litter box and brought the old trashbag of used kitty litter all the way down to the dumpster. Rumors of a clean kitchen have been dispelled. But we have confirmed a cleaning of a litter box. The apartment […]

  • Club Protege’s in the house, yo.

    Club Protege’s in the house, yo.

    (Dad, you probably don’t want to read this one.) I’ve discussed my problems with my car before, but to be honest, I’ve never really showed you the way I treat my car. I suppose my car has all of its ticks and quirks in response to my total apathy towards its appearance.

  • big baby

    just hand me a pacifier, already I’m in that weird period right now just before everything happens.  In two weeks we have a show, and starting this weekend we work more intensely on it, so right now, I’m sort of mulling it through my head preparing the show order and how we’ll do this and […]