Tag: Book
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We Need To Talk
You and I. How should I put this? I’ve been thinking about this conversation for a while now. I want to know the best way to put it to you. Let me try and make it as simple as possible. When I first started this website, I worked for a computer company. Then I worked…
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Yo, yo, my new
Yo, yo, my new anthology Bookmark Now drops tomorrow, bitches! It’s pretty cool to read a Virtual Book Tour where your name is occasionally mentioned as a high point. [Notifying LA residents — I will be at the Skylight Books portion of the book tour.]
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a short conversation
[scripty] Pam Hello? Todd Hey, Pam. It’s Todd. Pam Hey. Todd I, uh, I read your story in the Cold Feet book. Pam Oh, wow. Hey, thanks. Todd Yeah. Pam That makes you officially the only person to have read it. Todd No. Pam Other than stee and people who are paid to read it?…
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pamie.com Cool Kids, Take Five
We’ve had close to two hundred donations in less than one week. Thank you so much for raising over seven thousand dollars for children in Kancheepuram. Based on the Rupee to dollar conversion, the goal is now $11,428 to have every child sponsored. (that’s four hundred dollars more than I thought it was. I’m not…
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The Only Fishing Book You’ll Ever Find On Pamie.com
This may seem to be the most random plug I’ve ever given. My good friends have written a book. It’s about bass fishing. Perhaps you know something about bass fishing. That’s more than I know. Here’s what I know: A) It seems the guy this book is about is cute. B) The writers of the…
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guts
When I first see the cover of Haunted on Amazon, I have to close my web browser. It is truly disturbing. When I buy the book, I keep it face-down because it makes me so uncomfortable. Whenever stee sees it accidentally turned face-up he says, “Fix your creepy-ass book.” I start reading it in Toronto.…
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Why Girls Are Weird By the Numbers
Amazon has added a brand new evil feature. Now you can find out how many letters, words and characters are in the pages of Why Girls Are Weird. You can find out how many “complex words” I used (6%). You can find out what grade education is needed to understand the book (4.8). Sorry, third…
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Virtual Book Tour: Devil in the Details: Scenes From an Obsessive Girlhood, by Jennifer Traig
pamie.com is thrilled to be a part of Virtual Book Tour once again. This time it’s Jennifer Traig’s hilarious Devil in the Details : Scenes From an Obsessive Girlhood. She promises me that the copy of the book I received had a binding issue, and wasn’t intentionally off-center by one centimeter. The three borderline obsessive-compulsives…
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Sometimes I try to shield
Sometimes I try to shield the truth from you because I don’t want you to find out that sometimes all this hard work can be even more terrifying than sticking with The Plan. If you knew that having a book comes with it a slew of unanswerable questions about your future, friendships and talent, would…
