Category: Pamie

  • I Understand Where Jason Was Coming From

    This has been a most unpleasant Friday the 13th. I wrote a story when I was nine about a kid who had the worst day of his life (bad test grade, grounded by parents, little sibling gets awesome present), only to figure out it was due to the date. Here I am, twenty years later,…

  • stalling…

    I have learned that I cannot be online when I’m working on the book. Here’s proof. In the past hour I discovered that an anime series I wrote the dub scripts for years ago was released this year. I tracked down my old boss and called her. She promises they used a completely new script…

  • You need to understand that

    You need to understand that at the moment, the book is leaching all the clever out of me. Every day I sit down and open a Word document and then I put my hand flat against the screen and shut my eyes and I can feel bright lights flash and there’s this high-frequency sort of…

  • Make him larf.

    Hamish wants you to tell him a joke.

  • Tanned In the Place Where You Live

    I’d like to think I’ll try anything once. (Here’s the point where stee shouts “Woo-hoo!” jumps up from his computer and starts making a list of all my female friends, ranked in order of hotness.) So when Hilary called a couple of weeks ago to ask if I’d be interested in getting a fake tan…

  • ‘Til I’m Home Again and Feeling Right

    It’s a very strange sensation, walking into my mom’s new house, seeing everything I associate with home (the dog, the bookshelves, the large dining room table, Mom) in a place I’ve never seen before in my life. It’s exactly like when you dream that you’re in your house but it’s not your house but it…

  • Bad Teen Novel hits the stage.

    The Adams Conglomerate High School Drama Club Presents: Tales of the 8th Grade!! Follow the fictional adventures of four teenage girls as they experience friendship, love, death, smoking, sex, pedophilia, kidnapping, basketball… you know, high school stuff. Wonderelastic Productions Based on Untitled: A Bad Teen Novel by Tara Ariano Adapted by Brad Akin, with Music…

  • Update at the Cool Kids Club

    There are letters from winners, letters from librarians, more donations, and… okay, that’s pretty much it. But that’s a lot! And we’re at 476 Donations! Here’s hoping we hit 500 this month. check it out.

  • I may live to regret this…

    but I restored the archives.

  • (nice dream)

    [scripty] PAMIE Hey, I was thinking about the lyrics to “True Love Waits.” STEE The Radiohead song? PAMIE Uh-huh. STEE It’s like, “Duh-NUUUUH-NUUH-NAAH-NUHHH!” PAMIE Right. Like, “I shout out my duhhhnnnh!” STEE Perfect for a wedding. PAMIE It’s simple, though. One guitar, and then that weird beeping, and one person singing. STEE It’s an import,…