Category: Pamie
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Gilmore Girls Recap
Longest Episode Title of All Time. Luke gets drunk. Valentine Poems are on their way. You didn’t think I’d forget, did you?
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Barbie and Ken broke up
It’s true. “To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.” I hope she’s got a good lawyer, or Ken’s gonna want three of her dream houses and at least seventeen of the cars. [Thanks to Charles for the link]
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Oh, Ray. You Continue To Inspire Gwen Stefani.
Even when I’m finally on the red carpet, Ray’s on one much fancier. Of all my friends who would go to the Grammys, I must admit Ray wasn’t the first name to come to mind. But he should have been.
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Garry Shandling Gets Shitty Seats
Last night we went to my first real Hollywood premiere. I went to a fake Hollywood premiere once, at the Egyptian, for Sharon Osbourne’s We Sold Our Souls For Rock and Roll. It was before the show (read the last recap over at TWoP — we just cancelled it), and Jack was young and full…
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Bye, Bye, Ozzy
The Osbournes – It used to be that when Ozzy got a motorcycle, nobody told him how to turn it on. Unfortunate foreshadowing, there. In this episode, Jack gets his friends to give him their penises, while Sharon tries to tell D.L. Hughley from L. Ron Hubbard. And enjoy this one, as it’s the last.…
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(s)Pam
stee called me at work last night. “I just got a forwarded email from your friend Andi… and it’s something you wrote. But your name isn’t on it.” “What do you mean?” “It’s your Don’t Date Actors entry, and according to this email it’s been forwarded everywhere, with Matthew Sturges listed as the writer.” “Awesome.”…
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You Will Lose Brain Cells
It’s Paris Hilton’s book proposal. “I love to buy as many gossip magazines as possible… reading everything in the world that’s possibly been written about me. Then I take a nap, wake up, and read scripts, check my laptop, take personal notes, write in my diary, and maybe do some work on my next book.”…
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Detroit HSPVA
I’m sure you don’t want your site to become a haven for people begging for things for their pet causes, but I know you’ve done a lot of good for the Oakland library, and are now helping get the word out about Philly. Here in Detroit, we had an incident of vandalism at the Detroit…