phone rings… pamie: Hello? phone: This is Danny Glover, calling in behalf of Dennis Kucinich. I’m urging you to vote for– pamie: STEE! stee: What? pamie: It’s Danny Glover, calling on behalf of Dennis Kucinich! stee: Tell him to fuck off.

Liz and I are booked at the Comedy Central Stage. March 18th, 8pm. It’s free! Reservations are needed as it’s first come, first serve and we plan on serving as many people as possible. Wait… Uh… Please come see our show. Adam Blau (he of the aforementioned birthday) is doing the music. Anna Heilbron is…

Seeing as how my link to send flowers to the couples waiting in line in San Francisco turned into a debate, I thought I’d point you to Rob’s latest entry, which echoes my thoughts exactly.

I’m at a house somewhere in Santa Monica writing on a computer that’s not mine in a house I’ve never been in before while stee works on a pitch in the next room with a man I’ve never met before. And that’s why we have Blogger. We had some car problems right when we met…

I don’t understand the women who refuse to date men shorter than they are. You’re just eliminating an entire person because of his height. This baffles me. Discuss.

I don’t like it when men refer to things as “Bad Boys.” Cars, boats, barbecues, sandwiches, large television screens. “Let’s fire that Bad Boy up!” Just stop it.

New Entry. I stop the world and stall with you.

The Incredible Shrinking Lorelais: Lorelai and Rory each have a really bad week when Lorelai runs out of money and feels like she has no help at the inn. Rory is running out of time and is getting to the point where professors are suggesting that she drop classes. Both women are in tears by…

Pamie: I know you’re with Stee, but I thought I’d update you on one of your former boyfriends. This past weekend, Amy and her husband, Dana, went to a nice Italian restaurant in Sherman Oaks. Although they had reservations, the restaurant was running behind, so Dana and Amy went to the bar and waited for…

I walked into the kitchen for my morning coffee wearing nothing but a belt slung low around my waist. stee saw me and understood. “Sex and the City?” “I’m in mourning. To pay our respects, today we wear no clothes.” “I totally support your decision.”