Category: Blog
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the road to insanity
has Vincent Gallo for a tour guide Still here. Can you believe it? I neither killed nor was killed yesterday. And I think there were a few moments there last night were Eric and I were seriously reconsidering the fact that we only have one couch, and one bed.
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the handshake
or, how i won five dollars and changed my life I saw Chicago yesterday. Keep in mind I’ve been waiting to see this musical for twenty years, and in my head it is a very lavish and incredible piece of theatre. Somehow it got a bit lost in the translation. I love the first act…
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denouement
just before i call my mother. So, the letter. What happened with yesterday’s letter? I got another one, about five hours later:
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chicks dig me
must be my golden voice… or my girlish charm I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. My life is never boring. Last night, I became Madonna. I’m not really sure when it happened, or how it happened… okay I guess in retrospect I can see sorta how it happened, but I’m getting ahead…
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here’s juice in your eye
and voices in my head. Last night Eric and I were eating at Denny’s. I was watching him squeeze his lemon into his iced tea when I remembered something from a while ago.
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okay, i’ll think of something funny.
you big bully. I’ve been quite busy at work today. But I updated my books section. Also I did a backup of my back pages, since Geocities doesn’ t have a neat little backup feature. I had to go in and manually save my entries one page at a time. I just did the entries,…
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lights out!
men are not prisoners. quit treating us like wardens. I am not an idiot. I’ll just say that up front. I am well aware of what kind of person I am to live with and where I must drive people crazy. I am not the easiest woman in the world to date, I know that.…
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stupid yippie dogs
why i should never leave the house again. ever. You know that feeling when you go to someone’s house and then you’re sitting there on the couch and your brain flashes a message to you: “Uh-oh! We’ve made a terrible, horrible mistake!” Friday night. After the show there was some debate about what exactly we…
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How I spent USSR
plotting how to be the ultimate in cool Flashback. pamie’s brain. Sixth Grade. Uninterrupted Sustained Silent Reading time. How cool would it be to have a retainer? Oh, man, if I just had a retainer, I would be the coolest. See here, how I’ve bent this paper clip all out of shape and shaped it…