Category: Blog

  • "Hey, I'm not that bad!"

    an open letter from cigarettes (to be read in the style of James Gandolfini) Hey. Hey kid. Yeah, you. Yeah. You know me? What do you mean, “What?” I asked if you fuckin’ know me. How hard of a question is that? You been actin’ all day like you don’t fuckin’ know me, like we…

  • footprints

    and lack of sleep I’m exhausted. Last night was the worst. I think in the beginning of the evening I was talking in my sleep, and I believe Eric and I had a conversation about him escaping from El Salvador because he was considered evil. Shortly thereafter a car alarm went off. And not those…

  • teacher?

    and I update some sagas. The Cranium Saga Continues Kymm can try and say she wasn’t a part of it, but I know better. And Patrick can try and weasel his way out as well, but just so you know he also sent me another e-mail last night that said, “You smell and I bet…

  • in my defense

    sorry so sloppy Immm-hmmm. Well. Alright. Dear Patrick, It seems that there was a gathering of journallers who all got together to play Cranium because they had heard that I enjoyed the game. I understand that you were one of them. It also seems that you and your friends had an easy time with the…

  • missing madeline

    strangers with bjork Madeline Kahn (1942-1999) She was hilarious, wasn’t she? Wow. Check this out: I had just sent off The Mighty Kymm’s Christmas present using her amazon.com wish list, when a box arrived from Amazon for me yesterday. I assumed it was something that I had bought for Eric, so I went into the…

  • double ditto

    (insert heavy sigh here) Wow. You know, I knew yesterday was going pretty bad, but it only got worse. We got the phone call. We aren’t going to Aspen. Let’s see how I handled this last year… Great. Good to know that it’s not exactly the same, I mean, at least this time I have…

  • grrRRahrrRRRah!

    the cat made me grumpy I woke up this morning to the sound of Cal running from the front door to the bedroom window over and over and over. It’s this galloping noise that cannot be ignored. Sometimes he’d stop and attack Taylor, who would make these screeching noises. I put Cal in the bathroom…

  • the sounds of silence?

    oh yeah. i’m sorry. that’s christmas. My, oh my. It’s already Christmas time. That means it’s almost the year 2000. What’s Conan gonna do with his sketch? “In the year 2001” doesn’t really have the same ring. This also means it’s time to send out my Christmas cards. Last year I had a great time…

  • thanksgiving

    or what i did on my vacation Well, I’m back. I hope everyone is doing well. The holidays are supposed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy, but I’m just thinking about Al and his family, and am filled with even more thoughts about how thankful I am to have my family with me.…

  • oh, okay

    so i had a little time Okay, so I had a bit of extra time, and I wanted to spread some gossip. Ol’ Slap got married. Woah. Melty is selling her t-shirts because she’s cooler and more motivated than I am and now is ready to go with her own e-commerce site. I’m too jealous.…