Pamela Ribon

Category: Blog

  • Hello! Cal Tour!

    Hello! Cal Tour!

    Hello! Mrr! Mirr! RIRIRIR! I am here to give tour of house! Give you Cal tour! Things I see! Things I do! Rrrri IIIH! Let’s go!

  • Mousepad

    an expired link, really. It’s my parents’ 27th wedding anniversary today. That impresses me. I had a dream last night where I thought I had made the splash page a pop-up window instead of a splash page and no one could get into Squishy. This to me means it’s time to take a bit of…

  • The Patch

    my bad-ass timing I have a problem with timing. Perhaps it’s actually a good sense of timing, with a dash of complete obliviousness. My horrible moments often turn into very good stories, but the initial shock of what I just unknowingly did usually shadows out the humor for a short time.

  • Ih.

    taylor talks babies. Bonjour! You have missed me, no? Of course you have. I am Taylor! Oh, it haz been a very, very interesting couple of weeks around here, let me tell you, my friends. People walk in, then they walk back out, there iz much beer. Many, many cigarettes,which I thought I had seen…

  • the pull

    it’s about me. I pulled yesterday’s entry. I’ve never really done that before. I pulled something about Oprah’s book club once, but that was mostly a joke. This is different. I posted yesterday’s entry and for the past twenty-four hours I’ve felt wrong about it.

  • pamie the pirate

    am i still sexy? So I had my eye surgery yesterday. Today it feels like someone punched me in the head. The light hurts it a bit. I’m tired. But it wasn’t really a big surgery. Just some drops in my head, a sticky thing on my face to hold back my eyelashes, and then…

  • the explanation

    There’s something in the air. There’s something about this time of year. I don’t know if it’s the weather, or the holiday or what, but there’s something in this late-winter time that tests love. It makes you re-evaluate your life. It makes you scared. It makes you want to make changes.

  • Second Annual Squishy Valentine's Day Entry

    i remember that certain summer. you were wearing that little bikini and we played volleyball. i thought it would be funny to pull the string in the back as you went for the spike. man, i was right. that was funny. I wish you had a better sense of humor. Happy Valentine’s Day. more than…

  • snow

    snow

  • Beatboxing

    by popular demand. this page has lots of big files and will be loud. watch your speakers. don’t get fired. Ladies and Gentlemen. Prepare yourselves for an exciting event. Now. On your computer. Eric and Pamie: