Category: Blog
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i'll tell you what a girl wants.
a nap. First of all, I totally screwed up, and forgot to include this as a squishy splash page nominee. My apologies. You can vote for this one even if you’ve voted before. So, the show opens this evening. Last night, around midnight, I had finished performing it in front of real live people for…
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tech-tock.
i’m stoopid. Okay, so I’m stupid. Really. I tech tonight, for my new show. I thought for some time that I’d do the old show over again and be all, “Yeah, this is my old show, here it is, you are all my bitches.” But then I got to thinking that it wasn’t often you…
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Birthday Week Contest Entries
You make the call I’m using Jesse’s CSS here (I like it, don’t you?). You can thank him for keeping it the same as it ever was. The family reunion went very well. Aside from it being the worst weekend ever for travel, everyone eventually got into town and we had a great weekend.
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Like Sixteen Candles
but without jake ryan How lame is this webpage’s birthday week? Seriously. Last year it was all fun and games, and this year I’m all, “My cat’s big. I’m busy. Do some work for me.” The good news is I can safely announce one winner of one of the contests. By an overwhelming vote I…
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Proof I’m a Dead Girl
and a little bit of bitching. Hey. Look, so why didn’t you tell me that Kathy Griffin has been stealing my material? She’s all “When did Madonna become British?” And now I’m hearing her talk about how much she loves VH-1 and how the divas on the Diva show aren’t really divas. Hello? That’s three…
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ih. ow. ih.
how to live my rock and roll lifestyle. 7:00am– Eric gets up for work. You don’t hear the alarm. You continue to sleep until the snooze kicks in while he’s in the shower. You feel like ass. As you grumble about him leaving the alarm on, you fall back asleep. 7:30am– Eric kisses you goodbye…
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I'm lame.
“you call this a birthday week?” Remember last year when Birthday Week was all festive and wonderful? Yeah, I’m sorry. This week it’s just not fitting into the massive amounts of work and stuff in my life. This means that the Birthday Week contest is going to be extended for an extra day, as I…
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Eric has a dilemma
and asks you for validation Due to incredible workload, today’s entry is written by eric. But there’s a brand new hissyfit up that I wrote a while ago on the Divas Redone. I’m not a bad person. Really. I just don’t know what to do in certain situations.
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Icy
don’t say the wrong thing to me, mister. Happy Birthday Matt Sadler. And if you’re livin’ in the Austin area, come down to the Caucus Club tonight or tomorrow, between 8 and 10 pm for the MOMfest Benefit. Come early to see Eric and Jeff do the famous Slap Happy Pappy sketch, and my ass’ll…
