we’re good roommates Ray and I had auditions this morning. They took a long time and went well. They took so long, in fact, that at one point I realized that the only person that could give a good read for the monologue they handed me was Jeff. So I called him in New York…

the comedy line leader I missed my first comedy class while I was in Austin. I mean, it’s the first time I’ve missed since I started taking them. And I started feeling ill once I got back to LA and I had this show but I missed the last class, so I decided last night…

my huge world Thursday was spent in a coma. After six days of partying, visiting, driving, walking, laughing and drinking, my body was done. I was tired. I couldn’t stay awake at all. And the strange thing is I kept dreaming about all of my friends. It was like I hadn’t left at all. And…

fuck the palladium Dear Weezer, Hey, thanks for booking your latest show at the Palladium. Really, it couldn’t have been a more learning experience. See, I go see you guys all the damn time. All the time. This was my fourth time this year, and I already have tickets for your next show in April.…

bleedee blah blah I love Austin. I love the city. I love where everything is located. I love the people in it. I love sxsw time especially. This year, however, I’m glad I was going to visit friends, because the actual festival part of it was a bit depressing. Everyone’s been fired, so there were…

Single girl lesson #46 is to check your messages before you go out to meet friends. They probably called to cancel, and you didn’t know because your were getting you ass kicked in the new level in your comedy class that you now feel completely unqualified to be in. Then you can find out that…

Why You Don’t Want to Get Involved Monday night and all of yesterday morning was spent filing my taxes. Once that was over I slipped into a small coma. I don’t want to look at another receipt for at least a year. And I already realized that I’m over three months into bad tax recording…

this is very hard I’ve been putting this entry off. Right now, as I’m starting, I’m filled with an incredible amount of anxiety. But I think I’ve put it off for too long. Lately I’ve suddenly felt a bit more protective of my personal life. And the reason is simple: over the past year, I…

are you in a disaster or just a debacle? First of all, my friends are funny. Check out the latest entries from Omar, Allison and stee. I almost didn’t bother writing because they’re funnier than anything I’m going to write today, anyway. But I’ve been thinking about this common conversation that Ray and I have.…