Author: Pamie
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mail is good fun
I have a headache. I’ve had one for about a week now and I’m tired of it. It starts right under my eyes and travels down to the base of my neck by the end of the day. I took off work early today to get some rest, but it’s not seeming to help. What…
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with two cats in the yard
I’m not a crazy cat lady. I’m not. Now that we’re past that, it’s time for me to tell you about my cats. I think it’s important to tell you about them so that you understand a little bit about my home life, and that when I say my house feels crowded sometimes, you know…
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i have a beautiful cervix
and other stories from my gynecologist pamie is a little sad. I took my boyfriend to the airport this morning. He’s visiting the fam for a week. This afternoon I went to the gyno. I hate getting my annual. I end up feeling very violated. It’s all over so fast. Wam, bam, here’s your co-pay…
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girls that jam
wherein we discuss my shortcomings as a glamourpuss There’s something very appealing about a girl that knows how to rock out. I am not one of those girls, but I do have respect for those that do. The girls that can sing, the girls that can write, the girls that can make your spine do…
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no room at the inn
“I hate my sister. She’s such a bitch. She acts as if she doesn’t even know that I exist…” So it’s a little crowded around my place right now. I’ve got a friend staying with me until her apartment becomes available in a couple of weeks and her soon-to-be-husband stays over on the weekends when…
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cutey honey
fifty ways to name your lover Naming your sweetheart is not something to be taken lightly. In the earliest part of the relationship you are on a very small wire in which something you may say could stick forever and you are given a love name that you neither wanted nor can stand. You think…
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smoke gets in pamie’s eyes
I have been reading this. It is an article on smoking and people sharing their smoking stories. How they started, how they quit, how they started again. I couldn’t even finish reading the whole thing without going out for a cigarette. I smoke and I like to smoke and I know that it’s terrible, I…
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how to woo a girl
are you in love or just another stalker? Before you decide if you love a girl, it’s very important to know if you are pursuing her, or merely stalking her. One is very charming, and makes your stomach flutter. The other is very frightening, and makes your stomach hang in that lower part of your…