An Open Letter to Matt Damon’s Character in Contagion, from His Character’s Ex-Wife

comedy doesn’t age well.

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  1. Lucy Eliza

    Pamie wins the internet today. So funny. p.s. Anxiously awaiting the new book.

  2. Billy Joel

    Dear Patty,

    You’re awesome. Can you please start a newsletter? Because Patient Zero can’t write hers anymore, obvi.

    William

  3. carrieann

    Pamie. Ruler of the Internet Universe.

  4. Kristen

    Hee! “Catch up on my correspondence”… is Patty quoting Rachel on Friends? I always really liked that line.

  5. Paul Tabachneck

    bwah ha!

  6. Katy

    Now I actually want to see the movie.

  7. Jules

    Hey Pamie…good luck with that sitcom about the talking cat lady investigator thing….you’re obviously a GREAT writer.

    1. pamie

      …I feel like you are being sarcastic.

  8. pamie

    Damn. Just now thought of a, “And you gave your wife a point and shoot? Too cheap for an SLR, Mitch? You really haven’t changed.” joke

  9. Tatra

    This should be included with the dvd to make the movie 10x better.