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PAMIE
How was the rest of your weekend?

DANA
Good. I just… I’m so frustrated, because I’m having to do all these graphs for this class, and I don’t understand some of this computer shit. I mean, I’m very smart. Obviously. But then like, I don’t have to know Excel for any part of my life, so I don’t know it, and now I’m supposed to make a graph?

PAMIE
Well, I know some people who could probably help you learn to graph that.

DANA
You mean you don’t?

PAMIE
… I could figure it out.

DANA
Well, I was talking to my friend on the phone yesterday and I told him I was just so angry because everything I didn’t know about computers was looking at me in the face and I didn’t know what to do. And then he goes, “Okay, well, tell me this, and tell me this and go to this place here and read me that,” and then Pamie, oh my god.

PAMIE
He was in your computer.

DANA
He was IN MY COMPUTER. He was controlling my mouse! I was just watching him and he was… he was inside me.

PAMIE
It’s really hot.

DANA
Pamie, it’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m not even kidding. Don’t make fun of me.

PAMIE
No, it’s always hot. It’s even a little thrilling when the Geek Squad people do it. I’ve done it before, and it’s fun to do to other people, too.

DANA
He cleaned up my desktop and moved things around and then I got nervous.

PAMIE
Well, it’s scary the first time.

DANA
I didn’t know what he’d find.

PAMIE
You’re very vulnerable, letting someone inside like that. Past your firewall.

DANA
You are making fun of me.

PAMIE
Only a little. But it is hot. Smart boys who fix things. And boys who make graphs. I’m just surprised you liked it so much. If I’d told you this, you’d make fun of me.

DANA
No, Pamie, I’m a nerd, too. Don’t you know that?

PAMIE
Uh-huh.

DANA
I love nerds. Haven’t you seen my friends? You’re all nerds.

PAMIE
Yeah, you’re right. Maybe you are supposed to be hanging out with your hot, pretty friends. Those other girls.

DANA
No, those hot, pretty girls are nerds, too.

PAMIE
DON’T SAY THAT. That’s not fair. You don’t get to be both.

DANA
I still say that you are a hot, pretty nerd, too.

PAMIE
Unh.

DANA
I want to do it again. Get him inside my computer. I cleaned up a little in case he does.

PAMIE
What, did you wax your hard drive?

DANA
Kinda.

PAMIE
I love how that boy got your inbox all hot.

DANA
I am sad that you haven’t updated your website in a long time.

PAMIE
Can I write about this?

DANA
Sigh. I suppose that’s what I get.
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