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RAFAEL
So, I meant to tell you. I was walking home the other day, and I saw this really beautiful person that looked like you.

PAMIE
Oh. Oh, well, that’s nice.

RAFAEL
Yeah, I think I was texting or something, so I didn’t notice until I was like, six inches away, and that’s what I saw. The eyes. The eyes were just like yours, and I thought of you. Beautiful eyes.

PAMIE
Thanks.

RAFAEL
But it was a dude.

PAMIE
…thanks.

RAFAEL
And he had bigger lips than you. And more hair.

PAMIE
Wow.

RAFAEL
What? He was stunning. But, you know, stunning as a dude. So maybe you should think about it.

PAMIE
Yeah.

RAFAEL
Is this not a compliment, in any way?

PAMIE
No.

RAFAEL
Why not? He was beautiful. And he had your complexion. And your eyes. That’s what made me think of you. He had your eyes. But his hair was puffier.

PAMIE
Okay.

RAFAEL
And blonder. He looked more innocent than you do, but that’s probably just because he was way younger.

PAMIE
And we’re done here.

RAFAEL
Where are you going?

PAMIE
To go find the male version of you.
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