Dear Century City Cinema’s computerized ticket-ordering system:

Maybe I’m giddy with excitement that there’s an animated movie about a house that eats people because it thinks that they’re jerks. Or maybe it’s because a rebate + a dropped cell phone + a boyfriend with a roommate who works at Cingular = a new, practically free camera phone that I CANNOT STOP USING. Either way, I will be first in line to see the upcoming release Monster Ho, whose tagline is, doubtlessly, “She is a monster…and a ho.” Such a film should not have earned a PG rating.

Here is Eric’s impression of said monstrous ho. It’s so accurate I no longer need to see the movie:

And at 4:30 of all things. Such a film should not be shown during the family hour.