“Most people call me Pam. But people who really like me call me Pamie. People who really love me call me sweetheart. My mom calls me Pamie. The internet calls me pamie. In official titles, I’m Pamela. Um… most people call me Pam.”

Man. Why can’t I shut up?

Jay Laird of EDGE Providence tries to make me sound like every once in a while I stop thinking about myself long enough to understand how words work in this interview.

And thank you, Pooks, for making me blush.