This morning, in the shower, where I get a lot of important thinking done, I thought to myself: “Well, if James the cop knows Chuck and Rufus, I’m surprised he didn’t say anything to Gwendolyn when they were in the back of Parjay’s together, and spotted Sylvester enter with Cathy. Unless her crusty Mary wig is really that good and he didn’t recognize her, or if, in fact, he only knows Chuck and Rufus as a couple, and didn’t know that Rufus was married.”

And then I immediately checked myself into a psych ward, which is where I live now.