I left this on Wing’s answering machine before and now I can’t stop thinking about it. It will be sure to create enough strife in the comments section talking about what an evil person I am well into the new year, when we’ll resume regularly scheduled programming. Promise.

One of the resort towns in Thailand that was hit by the horribly tragic tsunami of yesterday is called “Phi Phi Island.” It’s pronounced “Pee Pee Island.” That’s what we call a silver lining in the news cycle.

Go ahead. Consign me to hell through the end of the year. I can take it.