Hi. I used to work here. I was pretty then. It’s not my fault. It’s the blogs that got small. But I’m back. Here’s what’s changed since last we checked in:

*Nothing.

Actually, I have a weird smell coming from my dishwasher. I put cleaning fluids and powders and potions in it every day in the service of cleaning. How do I actually clean the dishwasher? It would be like having a machine that disinfects soap. Please help.

I have a feeling the words “white” and “vinegar” are about to play a significant role in the next couple of posts. Prove me wrong, people.