dan has a threecap week

That’s right. Threecap. I was overly-psyched to try and orchestrate a way in which all three of my recaps would fall one right on top of the other, but I was stymied. By a recapper named Pam.

Top Model.

Big Fat Bleebity Cancel This Bloo.

Bachelorette.

And on top of it all, I’m typing this while sitting on my floor because my couch and my coffee table have already been moved to a new apartment. The joy of back pain. It’s like blogging in Russia over here.