I had to ask my agent, who graduated from Princeton, because I kept making this nod and knowing wince of the eyes whenever someone said the words “Eating Club.” As in: “I mean, there’s no reason she didn’t get the job, she was in the right eating club and everything.” I even pretended to know what was going on when Couch Baron said he and Sars were in the same eating club. The only eating club I’ve been a member of was the Subway Club. And a Grilled Chicken Club at Whataburger.

So I asked Todd, who explained them in detail.

Luckily Couch Baron just did the same.