Jessica forced me to read Life of Pi, and I pretended that it was a survival manual, as if one day I might end up on a raft with a tiger. Therefore turtle shells being handy is information I need, Dan.

I did stop reading Generation X with only one chapter left to go. I didn’t see the need to wrap-up any story, as there was none.

Dan: you dumped Friendster, you might as well toss Life of Pi in a public library donation bin. If you’re still moping at page 200, it’s only going to get worse for you… except in the the case of your personal reaction to this story, you might actually truly enjoy the ending.