Update

Just wanted to check in on the Twitch, which seems to have completely disappeared since I did what it said and told the world about its powers. It might also be the Potassium that a few of you suggested. Thanks for writing in and sharing your similar twitch woes, and for making me feel like less of a freak, once again.

For those of you keeping score on the pits, I’m currently trying Arrid XX, which is what I used back in high school. It’s working okay so far, and I’ve been using the Rolling technique to keep the white streaks off my clothes. There’s a White Stripes joke here, but you know… it’s all about The Vines now, isn’t it?

For those of you keeping up on the poetry.com deal: They recently asked if I’d like to buy a CD of someone reading my poem while “classical favorites” play in the background.

For those of you keeping up on my acting career: I didn’t get the commercial gig, and I think it’s safe to say Big Boob Girl isn’t gracing your screen anytime soon.

Does anybody know what it is that Mekhi Phifer finds so damn amusing all the time? He’s always grinning real wide, shaking his head back and forth. I’m starting to think he’s mocking me, with that tone he takes. It’s damn insulting, is what it is.

Quick!

———- From: morse@erols.com ()
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 2002 03:13:00 -0800
To: pamie@pamie.com
Subject: l9

Hello,

If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:

1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.

2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.

I need a reliable source!! Please only reply if you are reliable. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at:Tomnwrr@aol.com

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Mensagem enviada pelo Site da CONASS.
Enviada por: – E-mail: (morse@erols.com) em Tera, 12 de Novembro de 2002 as 08:05:18

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Can I borrow your modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter? It’ll just take a second. Thanks. You’re a peach.

How would I not send a separate email?

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