we could debate all day.

I love the MTV Video music awards. I do. They are ridiculous and completely unnecessary and arbitrary and each year I let myself get all riled up about them. I think it’s healthy.

Now, the year that I almost peed with glee when Axl Rose started singing with Tom Petty? That wasn’t a proud moment in my life. I’d like to take it back, actually. I don’t know. I don’t know what that Axl used to do to me. I still don’t really understand it. I’m not asking you to, either.