Month: April 2000

  • Happy Hour(s)

    why i know i shouldn’t be part of corporate america Oh, Lord. First off, I should say that I never attend corporate socials or parties. I’ve always tried to keep a respectable distance between myself and my co-workers, assuming that the less they knew about the real me, the better. That being said, I still…

  • Eighthead

    great. more body issues. Congrats to Martha Kelly, who won last night’s Funniest Person in Austin. What a great night of performing. Seriously. We got some funny mother fuckers in this town. Last night I hung out with Erica. We had a good time and she met just about everyone ever mentioned in the pages…

  • randomly yours.

    miss one monday and jeff gets pissy (and eric requests some content) I’m filled with guilt, as last night Jeff told me that he was very disappointed that I hadn’t updated. He’s got that motherly guilt-trip thing going where he “knows you’re busy” but that he was “really looking forward to it” and you just…

  • mih.

    mih.

    did you miss mah fuzzyhead? Bonjour. It iz I, Taylor! You remember me, no? Taylor. Taylor! I am Taylor! You cannot rezizt me, baybee.

  • i’m seven

    and my parents are on their way, dude. I damaged the muscles around my solar plexus doing Tae-Bo on Monday. I’m not sure how I did it, and I don’t know how to avoid doing it again. It hurts to stand up straight, and it hurts to lean back at all. It’s like someone is…

  • store stories

    say i’m the only bee in your bonnet Yesterday afternoon I stopped in the store to pick up a few items. While wandering though the frozen food section, I saw two young girls staring slack-jawed into one of the freezer doors. I had to see what had stopped them in their tracks. As I approached,…

  • being eric malkovich

    it’s just a quick portal jump Yesterday afternoon. Inside Eric’s head D’oh! I forgot to get cat food again. Maybe pamie picked some up. “Mmm-him-hmm-hmm-heehmm Water! She’s got, duh-da, duh-da-im-him-hum, Lady!” I love this song. Oh, quick turn! Pamie would have closed her eyes when I made that turn if she were here. Let’s see,…

  • Oh, Man.

    hiding under the futon didn’t help Sometimes you look up and it’s already time to go home. It’s not even a good excuse for not having an entry today, but that’s the only one I got right now. Birthday Week is still going on, since someone told me it’s not over until the last present’s…

  • Thursdays Are Killing Me

    thursdays are killing me it’s time for the friday link-a-lot So, I open the Austin Chronicle yesterday afternoon, and who do I see but Paul and Andy. I’ve never seen Andy with a mohawk before. Well, if you’re gonna do an article on nudity in Austin theatre, you’d better call Andy. I’m just sayin’.

  • Clutter

    this kind of thing is my bag, baby. Well, I wasn’t going to do an entry at all, and then Friends was some sort of “Best of” episode with clips of old shows, and I hate that, so here I am. And then I just can’t sit through any more of Thursday night’s lineup until…