Month: October 1999
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don’t go away mad
i try to show you something and you take it all wrong Apparently everyone wants to know about Austin. I wouldn’t have thought that would be the most popular search. I’ll tell you that “panties” was not such a shock. I think some people come here and say “Where’s the panties?” and then just click…
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Drink me, sip me, I’m your daddy
an open love letter from coffee Dear Squishy readers: Hello! I am coffee! I am GOOD! I am an important part of your balanced breakfast! I make your lunch complete! What’s dinner without coffee! I RULE YOU!
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love triangle
when eric has cabin fever People have been talking about this past weekend in Austin with the film festival and a couple of my shows. Read Toni, and Jette. Oh, and I added a new search feature to the site. You can see it from the main page.
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if
fantasizing about illness and marriage Eric is sick. He’s got something like a bad allergy attack and the flu. He never gets sick, maybe just once a year, so I don’t really know how to make him feel better. He just keeps sleeping. I buy juice. It’s different around the house with him sick. I…
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i go solo
and keep forgetting things about diane It’s all over. But I’ve got a good story. Friday afternoon I got to the Comedy Sportz playhouse bright and early (2:30pm) to go over the show with Chuy and then take a look at the stage. They were teaching a defensive driving class at the time, so I…
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close your eyes
i can’t believe people have to look at me Eric’s back is selling t-shirts. Oh, man. I’m tired. Tired and sleepy and looking at the end of what has been a crazy three months. Can you believe this is the end of it? Tomorrow night and all three shows have come to a close. I…
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“did you remember to…”
why i might get killed backstage Sorry about the past couple of days. My computer access has been limited. To make it up to you, I offer a brand new Get Real Wrap on MightyBigTV. So tonight begins the weekend of comedy auditions. Tonight we do our sketch show for an HBO representative. I will…