There’s still time to purchase Conference Badges for the Austin Film Festival kicking off this week.

And here’s where you can find me:

10/21 The AFF Conference: How to Work it, Driskill Hotel, Ballroom (1:00pm-2:15pm)
10/22 Roundtable: Screenwriters, St. David’s Church, Sumners Hall (1:45pm-3:00pm)
10/23 The Business of Writing for Television, Driskill Hotel, Ballroom (10:45am-12:00pm)
10/23 Austin Pitch #8, The Hideout (2:15pm-3:30pm)
10/24 Writing for Kids, Driskill Hotel, Hogg Room (11:30am-12:45pm)

If you’re looking for me at any other time, I’m probably in the Driskill lobby, drinking something.

Now if you show up pantsless there to see me, I cannot guarantee you won’t get in trouble. I also might pretend I don’t know you, which is what I had to do the last time I went to this conference, when my “friends” invented a game called “Driskticles.” I do not want to explain how it works. Just know that even if I wanted to play it — WHICH I DON’T — I cannot, as I do not have … something that ends with “–esticles.”