@pamelaribon — I just pulled a bra out of my drawer and put it on, only to realize… this isn’t mine. I don’t shop at Victoria’s Secret. (…is it yours?)
@Glark — Stop crowdtesting your new novel Pamie.
@Mjfrig — Yes, I have man-boobs, okay! Stop rubbing it in. #idontreally #onlyajokeiswear
@auriflamme — It’s mine, yo.
@matt_fuqua — How embarrassing. I’ll get it next time I see you.
@SaraMorrison — What does it look like?
@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison Flesh-colored, “Biofit,” 34D. If it’s yours, you just saved three thousand hours of drilling @jasonwupton with questions.
@pamelaribon — A short film about the mystery bra.
@deekayw — Given your jokes about friends claiming you’re a lesbian, that mystery bra film didn’t go down the way I expected :)
@SaraMorrison — It’s mine. Let us never speak of this again.
@pamelaribon — Mystery solved! Housesitter bra. RT @SaraMorrison It’s mine. Let us never speak of this again.
@SaraMorrison — except to say if it’s mine, why does that mean Jason didn’t cheat on you? are you saying I’m not hot enough for him?
@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison Aw, man. Thanks for the image.
@SaraMorrison — WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS INFORMATION TO YOUR THOUSAND ASS FOLLOWERS???
@niceverdict — Same bra size? perfect housesitter
@pamelaribon — @niceverdict A bonus perk. I had no idea @SaraMorrison and I had so much in common! She should keep me abreast of such things.
@SaraMorrison — PEOPLE ARE RETEXTING INFORMATION ABOUT MY BRA SIZE.
@TaraAriano — @SaraMorrison I mean, technically they’re retweeting it.
@SaraMorrison — @TARAARIANO SORRY, IT’S HARD TO SEE THE KEYBOARD OVER MY MASSIVE BOOBS.
@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison BTW, it fits like a dream.
@SaraMorrison — seriously can you do something with your sewing skills to take those stupid pushup pads out of it? They push up too much.
@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison *Our* size doesn’t have push-up pads. http://lingerie.lovetoknow.com/Biofit_Bra
@Glark — I don’t understand why @pamelaribon hasn’t posted a picture of herself wearing @saramorrison’s bra as a pair of cat ears. Standard procedure
@SaraMorrison — @pamelaribon SINCE THE BRA BECAME A PUBLIC ISSUE I HAVE GAINED SEVERAL NEW FOLLOWERS.
@niceverdict — @SaraMorrison Aye! Brabrabra.
@SaraMorrison — @niceverdict I’m just bummed that the new followers are women. WHAT HAS A GIRL GOT TO DO TO GET A BOYFRIEND AROUND HERE?
@pamelaribon — @Glark, you get weirded out when I even say the word bra. But you’re okay if the ghost of @SaraMorrison’s nipples are near my eyes?
@SaraMorrison — @PAMELARIBON WHAT
@Glark — @pamelaribon It’s different when we’re not in the same room.
@jasonwupton — @SaraMorrison Thanks for taking the heat on this one.
@SaraMorrison — @jasonwupton No problem, but next time it costs you double.
@Glark — @pamelaribon Also: http://yfrog.com/5kgjuuj
@pamelaribon — @Glark I forgot about that picture! Still can’t believe @taraariano didn’t kill you.
@TaraAriano — @Glark I remember those guys!
@SaraMorrison — @PAMELARIBON QUIET, YOU! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME YOU POSTED THAT VIDEO OF ME SINGING AND DANCING TO BEYONCE’S “CRAZY IN LOVE”
@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison You mean this?
@SaraMorrison — @pamelaribon nooooooooooooooo
@miss_matthews — @pamelaribon I love that you found the owner of the mystery bra using twitter. That is power.
@pamelaribon — @miss_matthews Book tours, medical diagnoses and bra-finders. I use Twitter for all the important stuff.
@MNovoB — The Misadventures of @SaraMorrison’s Bra (also starring @pamelaribon, guest appearance by @glark) is why I follow TWoP recappers on Twitter.
@ltg_jon — @pamelaribon I had no idea @glark was bra-phobic. There must be away to use that fact to some advantage.
@pamelaribon — @ltg_jon You have to be near him, apparently, and talk about the clothes that are on under your clothes. This also works for swimsuits.
@omarg — @ltg_jon @pamelaribon @glark You’ll notice he never plans any roadtrips to the Biggest Bra in America.
@scarlene — @SaraMorrison @pamelaribon hilarious
@mrkelman — @pamelaribon mmmm . . . Sara Morrison . . .
@pamelaribon — @saramorrison See? RT @mrkelman: “mmmm . . . Sara Morrison . . .”
@niceverdict — @SaraMorrison There you go. That’s one
@SaraMorrison — @pamelaribon His location is “between the bars.” I’m pretty sure that means jail.
@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison yo, that’s my cousin. Why you always hating on my family?!
@SaraMorrison — @pamelaribon Why is your family always in jail?
@thebryanparker — @SaraMorrison @pamelaribon I just want to extend heartfelt thanks to both of you. For everything today.
@nellnett — RT @thebryanparker @SaraMorrison @pamelaribon I just want to extend heartfelt thanks to both of you. For everything today. <- seconded!
@pamelaribon — thanks. I do what I can. @saramorrison does most of the comedic footwork.
@SaraMorrison — Not on purpose, though.
@radishcake — @pamelaribon @glark @saramorrison Seriously guys this IS a good next book.