[Setting: Twitter]

@pamelaribon — I just pulled a bra out of my drawer and put it on, only to realize… this isn’t mine. I don’t shop at Victoria’s Secret. (…is it yours?)

@Glark — Stop crowdtesting your new novel Pamie.

@Mjfrig — Yes, I have man-boobs, okay! Stop rubbing it in. #idontreally #onlyajokeiswear

@auriflamme — It’s mine, yo.

@matt_fuqua — How embarrassing. I’ll get it next time I see you.

@SaraMorrison — What does it look like?

@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison Flesh-colored, “Biofit,” 34D. If it’s yours, you just saved three thousand hours of drilling @jasonwupton with questions.

@pamelaribon — A short film about the mystery bra.

@deekayw — Given your jokes about friends claiming you’re a lesbian, that mystery bra film didn’t go down the way I expected :)

@SaraMorrison — It’s mine. Let us never speak of this again.

@pamelaribon — Mystery solved! Housesitter bra. RT @SaraMorrison It’s mine. Let us never speak of this again.

@SaraMorrison — except to say if it’s mine, why does that mean Jason didn’t cheat on you? are you saying I’m not hot enough for him?

@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison Aw, man. Thanks for the image.

@SaraMorrison — WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS INFORMATION TO YOUR THOUSAND ASS FOLLOWERS???

@niceverdict — Same bra size? perfect housesitter

@pamelaribon — @niceverdict A bonus perk. I had no idea @SaraMorrison and I had so much in common! She should keep me abreast of such things.

@SaraMorrison — PEOPLE ARE RETEXTING INFORMATION ABOUT MY BRA SIZE.

@TaraAriano — @SaraMorrison I mean, technically they’re retweeting it.

@SaraMorrison — @TARAARIANO SORRY, IT’S HARD TO SEE THE KEYBOARD OVER MY MASSIVE BOOBS.

@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison BTW, it fits like a dream.

@SaraMorrison — seriously can you do something with your sewing skills to take those stupid pushup pads out of it? They push up too much.

@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison *Our* size doesn’t have push-up pads. http://lingerie.lovetoknow.com/Biofit_Bra

@Glark — I don’t understand why @pamelaribon hasn’t posted a picture of herself wearing @saramorrison’s bra as a pair of cat ears. Standard procedure

@SaraMorrison — @pamelaribon SINCE THE BRA BECAME A PUBLIC ISSUE I HAVE GAINED SEVERAL NEW FOLLOWERS.

@niceverdict — @SaraMorrison Aye! Brabrabra.

@SaraMorrison — @niceverdict I’m just bummed that the new followers are women. WHAT HAS A GIRL GOT TO DO TO GET A BOYFRIEND AROUND HERE?

@pamelaribon — @Glark, you get weirded out when I even say the word bra. But you’re okay if the ghost of @SaraMorrison’s nipples are near my eyes?

@SaraMorrison — @PAMELARIBON WHAT

@Glark — @pamelaribon It’s different when we’re not in the same room.

@jasonwupton — @SaraMorrison Thanks for taking the heat on this one.

@SaraMorrison — @jasonwupton No problem, but next time it costs you double.

@Glark — @pamelaribon Also: http://yfrog.com/5kgjuuj

@pamelaribon — @Glark I forgot about that picture! Still can’t believe @taraariano didn’t kill you.

@TaraAriano — @Glark I remember those guys!

@SaraMorrison — @PAMELARIBON QUIET, YOU! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME YOU POSTED THAT VIDEO OF ME SINGING AND DANCING TO BEYONCE’S “CRAZY IN LOVE”

@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison You mean this?

@SaraMorrison — @pamelaribon nooooooooooooooo

@miss_matthews — @pamelaribon I love that you found the owner of the mystery bra using twitter. That is power.

@pamelaribon — @miss_matthews Book tours, medical diagnoses and bra-finders. I use Twitter for all the important stuff.

@MNovoB — The Misadventures of @SaraMorrison’s Bra (also starring @pamelaribon, guest appearance by @glark) is why I follow TWoP recappers on Twitter.

@ltg_jon — @pamelaribon I had no idea @glark was bra-phobic. There must be away to use that fact to some advantage.

@pamelaribon — @ltg_jon You have to be near him, apparently, and talk about the clothes that are on under your clothes. This also works for swimsuits.

@omarg — @ltg_jon @pamelaribon @glark You’ll notice he never plans any roadtrips to the Biggest Bra in America.

@scarlene — @SaraMorrison @pamelaribon hilarious

@mrkelman — @pamelaribon mmmm . . . Sara Morrison . . .

@pamelaribon — @saramorrison See? RT @mrkelman: “mmmm . . . Sara Morrison . . .”

@niceverdict — @SaraMorrison There you go. That’s one

@SaraMorrison — @pamelaribon His location is “between the bars.” I’m pretty sure that means jail.

@pamelaribon — @SaraMorrison yo, that’s my cousin. Why you always hating on my family?!

@SaraMorrison — @pamelaribon Why is your family always in jail?

@thebryanparker — @SaraMorrison @pamelaribon I just want to extend heartfelt thanks to both of you. For everything today.

@nellnett — RT @thebryanparker @SaraMorrison @pamelaribon I just want to extend heartfelt thanks to both of you. For everything today. <- seconded!

@pamelaribon — thanks. I do what I can. @saramorrison does most of the comedic footwork.

@SaraMorrison — Not on purpose, though.

@radishcake — @pamelaribon @glark @saramorrison Seriously guys this IS a good next book.