Every Tom, Dick and Tina…

Robin: Hey, Pam?

Pam: Yes, Robin?

Robin: Do you think… do you think that The Smothers Brothers became “The Smothers Brothers” because they were brothers and their last name is “Smothers?”

Pam: …Wow.

Robin: I’m just wondering.

Pam: As opposed to what?

Robin: No, it’s like… it seems too easy. That’s all.

Pam: The name is too easy?

Robin: I mean, maybe they figured they kind of had to go into comedy, because they were already brothers, and their last name was Smothers. See what I mean? Too easy.

Pam: So, are you saying if Tina Yothers was a boy and had a brother, she might have gone into comedy?

Robin: I’m saying they could be The Smothers Brothers and Yothers.

Pam: Yeah.

Robin:… If they had their druthers.

Pam: You know, there’s probably others.

Robin: Like Scatman Crothers.

Pam: Nice.

Robin: ………………………………………..
……………………………………….
…………………Chickens have futhers.

Pam: Shhh.

Robin: But–

Pam: No.