Dear President Elect Obama,
Congratulations on winning the election. Here are some things you can do to help our country. You can make new rules like you have to be at least thirty-eight years old to be in the army. Also, you can stop the war by breaking the enemy’s guns and cannons. Tell people to donate to charity and to help the poor. Health insurance and medicine should be a lower price. Also, please lower gas prices.
[J&J, your letter is coming. I didn’t forget!]