I wonder if you’re feeling these days like I do when KCRW is doing their membership drive, and every time I turn to the station I have to listen to thirty minutes of why they need my money, and how donors keep the station alive, and without my cash there would be no NPR and it would be all of my fault that the world would soon be run by zombies who hate my uterus.

But I’m starting to understand why they are relentless during their membership drive. Thanks to you guys we’re fifty donations away from having sent one thousand books to the Children’s Institute, and we’re just a few dollars away from having sent five thousand bucks to the Negril Library.

Please don’t let the zombies win. Donate today.

[look what you did!]

See how much you make librarians happy?