If you haven’t listened to the The Bat Segundo Show, you’re missing out.

Edward Champion sat across from me at a cafe in Berkeley with a stack of my books, super-charged coffee, and some microphones. We talked about writing books as a franchise, chick lit, coffee, unrequited love, dysfunction, the birth of blogs, if porn is still free, and more. Wow, do I tell him things I wouldn’t expect to say in an interview. He’s that good. It’s the closest I’ve come to being on Inside the Actors Studio.

You can hear all of it right here. You can truly hear the moment when the coffee shoots me straight to hyperdork.