Set List from a Sitcom Warmup Guy

Hour One

How U Folks Doin’?
Been 2 a Taping Before?
“And Clap”
Who’s Excited?
Promise of Candy and Pizza
Sitcom 101 (Not Funny Ha-Ha)
“Who Likes To (Party In Da House)?”
Say “Hey!” Say “Hey-HEY!”
Make Some Noize!!
Sitcom 101 (Continued) [NO JOKES]
Who Likes the Bible? / Who Writes Poetry? / Who Watches South Park? (Getting to Know You)
Random Trivia About the People You’re Staring At
“Marines In Da House!”/ Fire Safety 101
Where U From? (Stretch this out)
Name That Tune
Shake It, Don’t Break It
Sing-a-Long Like You’re Drunk
Candy Throw I
Make Some Noize (II)
“AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?”

(note: Turn hat sideways [ALWAYS FUNNY])
Awkward Silence As I Try to Figure Out What the Fuck Is Going On (Moving On?????)
Stalling 4 Pizza
Well-Timed Boob Joke [CHECK! I’M AWESOME. THANK YOU!]
Tossing Toys
“C’mon, Get Da Beat!”
Incomprehensible Side Trip
Holla For Pizza
“They Have To Shoot This Scene One More Time” [Hold For Groans]
Stalling 4 Pizza (II & III)
Act a Fool
Try to Start Clapping and Dancing / Remind Them to Laugh Louder
“Is This Show Blowing Up or What, My Friends?!”
Exhausted Sigh
Applaud Random Camera Guy For Being a Camera Guy

HERE COMES PIZZA!!!!!
“Audrey Hepburn in Da House!!”
“These girls are so hot. Don’t they drive you crazy with how hot they are? I mean, GOD.”
Who Wants Tic-Tacs?!
“Give it up for that last joke, people! Give it up! Give it up!”
“Milkshake” Dance [BONUS: On old lady’s lap!!!]
I Think My Microphone Battery Might Be Dead
Testing / Testes
And We’re Back!