Listening to Carlos Mencia on Stern. He is the hardest-working man I’ve met in this business. I know everybody’s busy, but I have no idea when Carlos sleeps. He took an early chance on me, and I’m grateful for everything I learned from him. He also taught me a lot of things I probably didn’t need to know about Hispanics, racists, bigots, religion, money, power, midgets, censorship, exactly how has sex with his wife, and what the word “Beaner” means. (I’m grateful for those things, too.)