Bitches!: Stars Hollow is thrown in chaos after a piece of history is uncovered, prompting a new page written in the annual Revolutionary War re-enactment. Richard and Emily find a female stray dog who might be related to Jamie Lee Curtis, (urban) mythologically-speaking. Rory and Lorelai lie to everybody. Lorelai is a terrible boss. Hey, someone died! But don’t worry about it; nobody really cares.