Gilmore Girls Recap 5.9

She Seems To Have an Invisible Touch:

She reaches in and makes you feel like you’ve done something wrong, but you’re not quite sure what it is, but she’s mad and you can tell by the pout on her face that all the free food in the world isn’t going to fix. Is it something you did or didn’t do? Man, it could be either with a Gilmore woman. Best to just give her everything she wants constantly, with lots of apologies. Maybe order a pizza, too. Rory rips Christopher another new one when he just can’t stay away from his baby’s mama. Richard’s baby’s mama’s busy looking for a new boo. Boys bore Rory to sleep. Paris observes Ramadan.