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Which one of you did this?

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Subject: Oh my dearest Pamie!
Date: September 21, 2004 10:51:33 PM PDT
To: pamie@pamie.com

My God, you are lovely. Please allow me to wisk you away on a romantic journey with my magical flying carriage and my sarcastic horse, Whiskers. We shall see the stars, grasp heaven in our interlocked hands, and later return to the suite, where I shall prepare for you a candlelight dinner and serenade you with tunes that I wrote in the morning.

Oh, that your beauty has touched my heart, Pamie!

With longing and desire to hold you so close,

– Michael Jones, musician and author of ‘The Gentleman’s Guide to Doin’ it From Behind’
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Ray, I’m looking in your direction.

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