Looks like someone else needs to make a five-year plan. Nobody wants David’s book.

Also: “In what has to be one of the most unusual auctions for a book, publishers summoned to meet Blaine by his lawyer/agent, David Vigliano, are instructed to finish or put away any food they’re eating before the magician arrives: he cannot yet eat solids.”

How can one person summon up the strength to be such a spectacular asshole?