It’s anti-Jemima J week at Pound. Part of me reads it with my eyes half-shut, imagining what people would say if there was an anti-Anna K week. The rest of me is more than elated — the publishing house that did JJ turned down Why Girls Are Weird in 2001, claiming that the two books were way too similar. Because the word “Internet” was in both of them, I guess. Send your outrage over to Wendy.