I couldn’t sleep last night, and woke up three hours after I finally fell asleep. So, I’m weak and weepy and grumpy. I go to Bookslut for comfort. And what’s her first news item? This crime against the senses, a pact between Celine Dion and Anne Geddes that will surely startle, rattle and frighten us in our most unsuspecting moments. The worst is I can already see the calendar line that will be creepier than those stuffed kids at the Farmer’s Market who are playing Hide and Seek forever and ever and ever.