affleck’s head, shoulders

I finally found someone who hates Ben Affleck more than my mother does. Also: I’ll pay someone to send me copies of those hair commercials.

My mom has an irrational anger toward him, to the point where she thinks that duck is selling Ben Affleck’s insurance. “Why does he whine all the time?” she asks. My mom loves Bruce Willis, Harrison Ford and that guy who won’t be my governor. She also loves Matt Damon. I guess she’s tired of having to wait through the Affleck to get to the good stuff. It’s really quite amusing, how much she just can’t stand him. She also calls him “Af-flack.” I don’t hate him. I find him rather amusing.

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