Catriona writes:

Newest plan by national BBC radio station is to find out when medically he’d be most likely to be hallucinating, then have hundreds of volunteers (who have already texted in their interest in joining this madness) dressed up as him with comedy facial hair, suddenly appear under the box at that time. There is talk of hiring a Thames party cruiser to pass up and down below him too, with all the fake Blaines waving and hooting at him. Thought you might be interested

“Comedy facial hair” is the name of my fourth album (the comedy concept album, obviously). Blaine doesn’t have much hair to mimic, does he?