“Benny Wants to See the Movie Too.”

I’m off to see Austin Powers in Goldmember in a few hours. I really hope it doesn’t suck. Most likely it won’t, right? And the soundtrack will probably be good, right?

I wanted to add a sidenote to the MTV entry from the other day. How is it possible that the Basement Jaxx didn’t get nominated for “Where’s Your Head At?” the scariest, creepiest, weirdest video of all time? With the monkeys and the chasing and the making me cry at five in the morning because it’s so terrifiying? You can’t say the song isn’t mainstream enough, now that I have to watch a Pringles can sing the same song. As if it wasn’t scary enough having a lab monkey sing the song, now I’ve got to watch a dancing Pringles can sing it too. Why does the television want to make me cry so much?

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Best P. Diddy in a Puff Daddy Video

I will continue to do this to prove that I am not getting older; pop music is just sucking harder these days. I can’t stand this Christian invasion. It’s ruining music! Someone call up Jars of Clay and take notes — how do we get the Christian music to be back on the fringe? How can we make Jesus Fringe cool again so I don’t have to hear any more God wailing?

2002 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS

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pamie plugs

because i’m both short on time and nervous

Sometimes the day just gets away from me.

Oh, yesterday’s MTV VMA totals:  I got 8 out of 21 correct.  I put Madonna winning in the wrong category.  If I had thought about it more, I probably would have figured it correctly.  Big surprise:  Eminem.  What I didn’t know was that he was performing.  That changes everything.  Should have done my research.

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