Tag: Scary

  • Photographic Evidence of the Last Time I Will Ever Be In This M’fn Convenience Store

    Photographic Evidence of the Last Time I Will Ever Be In This M’fn Convenience Store

    I hope you like this picture I took last night, even though it’s not a good picture. I’m looking for some kind of bright side to what happened after I’d taken it. I’d been waiting in line for a long time. Long enough to look up, see these lights and think, “Why?” After I paid […]

  • Attention People Who Get High

    I think I found a present for you. N.A.S.A. — “Gifted (feat. Kanye West, Santogold & Lykke Li)” Attention People Who Aren’t Afraid of Birds and Who Love Los Angeles (And I Think This Might Be Too Scary If You’re High) Here’s yours: N.A.S.A. — “Way Down (feat. RZA, Barbie Hatch & John Frusciante)” And […]

  • Day Four.  Updates.

    Day Four. Updates.

    Let me see if I can paint the past week for you really quickly. OCTOBER 29. Monday. We get to work knowing it’ll probably be our last week of work. We are frantically writing what will be our final script. Pencils down is coming soon. We are hoping against hope that a strike will be […]

  • Cal-ifornia Love

    I think Cal has decided his time with us is over. About three weeks ago, I came home late and watched The Sopranos on the couch with stee. Afterwards, as I was falling asleep, stee asked, “Where’s Cal?” It wasn’t like him not to be on stee’s legs, or in front of the television, or […]

  • It’s Not A Phobia If It’s Rational

    I don’t like dolls. I’m not going to freak out around your Barbie, but if you’ve got one of those old-timey, eyes shut when you lower it, hair like Firestarter dolls, then I’m not going to stay in the same room with it. It’s that simple. My semi-pediophobia comes from a very real place, and […]

  • Stars Hollow-een

    We were talking about scary movies at work when someone said, “You know the last thing I did that really scared me? I rode my bike back from the stage to the office last night.” I knew exactly what he was about to say. “Oh, God!” I shouted. “You rode through Stars Hollow at night!” […]

  • i got burned

    scary movie spoilers inside I had a hard time sleeping last night.  Come to think of it, I was sort of tossing and turning the night before.  I was afraid, you see. I am terrified of the Blair Witch Project.