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AB
“HellloooOOoooOOOoo?”
PAMIE
Hellloooooooo.
AB
So, this is the worst day ever.
PAMIE
I’m sorry.
AB
Cell phone broken. Internet broken. Husband out of town. No food. No wine. You’ve got a dead dog. Worst day ever.
PAMIE
Yeah, it’s not the best. And I think I’m getting a cold.
AB
I have no way of communicating with anyone in the outside world, other than this phone right here.
PAMIE
It’s like you’re a woman from the past.
AB
I wish I were a woman from the past. I might as well be.
PAMIE
Yeah, well. There are probably a lot of good things about us not being ladies in the past.
AB
Huh. Such as.
PAMIE
Like, we’d both be on these phones with long cords and we’d be up to our elbows in meatloaf fixings.
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