Pamela Ribon

Tag: Eye

  • Big To-Do

    So the holes in my yard aren’t caused by skunks. We’ve been spraying for grubs, sprinkling hot pepper and keeping motion detector lights on, and while I haven’t seen any more skunks skulking around, the holes didn’t cease. Then last week, when I was planting some tulip bulbs in the name of M. Tiny, I…

  • I'm Hideous

    not for the squeamish I like to think that I’m a relatively grown-up person who can handle things with a certain level of dignity. Maybe for the most part, I do. But not last night. Not at all.

  • being eric malkovich

    it’s just a quick portal jump Yesterday afternoon. Inside Eric’s head D’oh! I forgot to get cat food again. Maybe pamie picked some up. “Mmm-him-hmm-hmm-heehmm Water! She’s got, duh-da, duh-da-im-him-hum, Lady!” I love this song. Oh, quick turn! Pamie would have closed her eyes when I made that turn if she were here. Let’s see,…

  • The Patch

    my bad-ass timing I have a problem with timing. Perhaps it’s actually a good sense of timing, with a dash of complete obliviousness. My horrible moments often turn into very good stories, but the initial shock of what I just unknowingly did usually shadows out the humor for a short time.

  • pamie the pirate

    am i still sexy? So I had my eye surgery yesterday. Today it feels like someone punched me in the head. The light hurts it a bit. I’m tired. But it wasn’t really a big surgery. Just some drops in my head, a sticky thing on my face to hold back my eyelashes, and then…

  • She's so sexy!

    shield your eyes AT&T update: I called Friday afternoon to try and get service. They put me on hold, and then hung up on me.