Tag: Clothing

  • why book tours are weird.

    In a couple of hours I have an interview with a bat. Or a man named Bat. Or a bat posing as a man. The point is, I’m supposed to look like a real writer, one who knows what she’s doing, and can talk about it extensively and entertainingly enough that someone would want to […]

  • my new obsession is apparently also your obsession.

    Okay, I saw Oprah in these and she looked good.  I’m nervous about buying something created by Nelly, but the man appreciates a tiny waist and a round thang in your face.   Anybody tried Apple Bottoms yet?  I’m thinking of ordering a pair.  Specifically, these.  [edited to add: Those of you who were outraged about […]