Tag: Childhood

  • Where’s Dr. Carter?

    My doctor and I aren’t on the best terms. I’ve only met him once before, right when I signed up for insurance and needed a referral for a gyno. He basically looked at me and said along the lines of, “You look like hell. What’s wrong with you?” I basically said along the lines of, […]

  • Paging Dr. Carter

    I know I often joke about being seven years old, but today I have proof. Last night I went to sleep with an irritation at the front of my ear. The pain was eclipsed by my sunburned chest and butt, so I thought nothing of it. This morning I have swimmer’s ear. And because I […]

  • Movie Mumbling

    For those of you who have been staying up nights fretting over the state of my laptop, it is now fixed. I have some very smart, very reliable friends. Very patient friends that still talk to me after I call from another country demanding tech support at four in the morning. Friends that miss their […]

  • on being funny

    and some hate mail Someone asked me today, “Where do you think your wit comes from?” People don’t generally like that question answered with a joke, so I gave my usual, “I work very hard on it,” answer, but it got me thinking. Where did my funny come from?

  • Stream of Unconsciousness

    what happens when i’m tired and hungry. I’m not saying this to worry you or make you think there’s something wrong with me. I’m just not hungry at all lately. I forget to eat all of the time, and when I do eat, I’m almost instantly full. I just don’t want any food right now. […]

  • The House of Smut Revealed

    corrupting the mormon dolls Oh, man. I didn’t think it was possible, but I’m going to spend even more money today than I’ve ever spent not writing bills. pamie.com is bigger than the hosting plan I just bought. What does that mean for you? Well, it means I’m moving the site again, and in maybe […]

  • choose your own entry

    you remember these, right? [db] I am quite busy. I always do this, you know. Procrastination.Lots of things to do. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome– Yay! I have no choice, now.

  • No Sleep 'Til…

    my non-sleeping patterns I haven’t been sleeping so well lately. I stay up too late anyway, finishing up work, trying to get things in before their deadlines. But lately when I finally get to bed, I’ll spend at least thirty minutes lying there, thinking about other things.

  • Here.

    I did it. No, for real. There were times when I was pretty sure I was going to pass out from this redesign. Seriously. But, here it is. It’s all done. New forum. New design. Banner ads. New navigation (sorta). I must now resist the urge to never come near this site again.

  • Awkward Moments

    I share too much Eleanor is discussing Free To Be… You And Me on her site today, which makes me feel a bit better. You see, I recently spent $75 on eBay to acquire a pristine copy of the out-of-print video. I watched it when I was all Bronchy, and Eric didn’t seem to understand […]